Yaya: If we win the lottery, can you get me a DS?
Yaya: YES! And Super Mario Brothers 2?
Me: Of course.
Yaya: You know, if you win the lottery you can just spend your money, then when you run out of money you go win the lottery again. Then you have unlimited money for a while.
Me: I don't think that's how it works.
Me: B, Baby Girl has a surprise for you!
Yaya: It's poop!
Me: Jeez, Yaya, thanks for ruining the surprise.
Yaya: It's always poop.
And finally, one from Mr. Man. I was play spanking Baby Girl. He has learned about "dying" from video games, as in, you fail the level and you die. From this exchange, I don't think he really understands it.
Me: Spank spank spank, spank the baby.
Mr. Man: Mommy, you killed Baby Girl!
Me: I did?
Mr. Man: You don't kill Baby Girl, Mommy!
Me: Oh, OK. I'll try. That's good advice.